A personal writing service
Answer the questions nobody else would dare ask. We turn your quirks, loves, flaws, and legendary one-liners into a hilarious, heartfelt fictional obituary poster.
No morbidity required—just a sense of humor and a life worth quoting.
“Beloved. Brilliant. Weirdly committed to snacks.”
The founder promise
Your answers stay yours. We use what you share only to shape your piece.
Every obituary is written from scratch. No recycled life stories or one-size-fits-all punchlines.
You approve the final word. One revision round is included, so the tone lands just right.
From confession to keepsake
The process is simple. The result feels unmistakably like you—or the gloriously complicated person you are gifting it to.
Complete a guided questionnaire covering your funniest habit, guilty pleasure, greatest strength, biggest flaw, weirdest obsession, signature phrase, loves, legacy, and proposed tombstone.
What are you taking to the grave—and what will absolutely be found in your browser history?
Your answers become an original narrative that balances the roast with the reasons people love you.
We lay out the finished obituary as a polished keepsake, ready to download, gift, frame, or dramatically unveil at dinner.
Packages
Each package begins with the same revealing questionnaire and includes one revision round. Choose how far the story travels.
The Last Word
A custom-written fictional obituary delivered as a print-ready digital poster, with one revision.
$79
Start yoursThe Grand Finale
A longer, more detailed obituary with extra interview prompts, a print-ready poster, and a shareable digital version.
Life is short. Your copy shouldn’t be dull.
Give us the strange, sweet, unfiltered details. We’ll give you an obituary worth keeping.
Have the last word